1. Do you try to look hot when you go to the grocery store just in case someone recognizes you from your blog? No, but maybe I should. 2. Are the photos you post Photoshopped or otherwise altered? They're 100% authentic. 3. Do you like it when creeps or dorks e-mail you? Yes. The creepier and dorkier, the better. 4. Do you lie in your blog? No. 5. Are you passive-aggressive in your blog? No, but I don’t reveal everything. 6. Are you in therapy? No. If not, should you be? Ahhhh. No. If so, is it helping? Still no. 7. Do you delete mean comments? No. Do you fake nice ones? Occasionally. 8.What celebrity would you most like to have post on your blog? Russell Crowe 9. How many blogs do you leave comments on in a day? 5-10 10. If your readers knew you in person, would they like you more or like you less? You’d like me even more. 11. What's your occupation? Writer/Editor for a college. 12. Do your coworkers read your blog? I've only told two coworkers--one checks now and then. 13. If someone offered you a decent salary to blog full-time without restrictions, would you do it? Absolutely. 14. Which blogger do you want to meet in real life? Lynn. 15. Which bloggers have you made out with? None. 16. Do you usually act like you have more money or less money than you really have? Neither—I don’t act above or below my means. 17. Does your family read your blog? No. 18. How old is your blog? Technically, I started it July 05, but I didn’t pick it up again until April 06 (National Poetry Month). 19. Do you get more than 1000 page views per day? Not yet. Maybe by the end of the year. Do you care? Yes. 20. Do you have another secret blog in which you write about being depressed, slutty, or a liar? No. 21. Have you ever earned money as a result your blog? Sadly, no. 22. Is blogging narcissistic? Yep. 23. Do you feel guilty when you don't post for a long time? Yes. 24. Do you have enemies? No. 25. Are you lonely? No. 26. Why bother? I blog therefore I am. And, I'm a better writer because of it.
From The Daily Meme, but some of the questions were lame so I rewrote a few.